I was walking in the street one day and then (pause for dramatic effect *PFDE*) here he came. *GASP*
It was a big blue MONSTER. With pointy ears. *PFDE* (and visual aides) and he growled and roared with sharp teeth. I told him "NO POINTY EAR MONSTER!"
And Mommy, mommy are you listening? (Yes Kyle) Ok good, this is the best part. *PFDE with GASP* I fought that monster with a sword!!!! (Where did you get the sword?) In my pocket. It was folded up like an errplane (duh mom face). So I said, "Listen here snake monster!" (I thought it was the Pointy Ear Monster) It is mommy, but he is a pointy ear snake monster that sounds like this *ssschhhuuuggghhsch* So I fought it and it ran away. *GASP*
That was a good story right mommy? (It was the best I have ever heard.) Way better than your stories mom. Remember it. (Yes sir.)
